De DWARF...the Proud..the Few

[Old Dwarf]

Its your lucky day..Erebor is looking for a few recruits,do
you have what it takes to be a real warrior:dwarf:?

Join Erebor & find out...what do we offer?

1.Beer
2.Elf Chick Groupies
3.full pension benefits(well the dragon willing).

You owe it to yourself to be DWARF..join today :drink:
Be part of a Winning Team!!

OD

[The_sea_of_Rhun]

Just to let you know you did a typo in the title of this post.
The Elfets sound very promising and the pension benifits wow.
Lol i'm sticking with Harad but your allegiance looks Might Fine :tounge:
Just to warn people with the pension , JUST YOU HOPE THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO RETIRE AT 60

cheers

[zAk]

Its your lucky day..Erebor is looking for a few recruits,do
you have what it takes to be a real warrior:dwarf:?

Join Erebor & find out...what do we offer?

1.Beer
2.Elf Chick Groupies
3.full pension benefits(well the dragon willing).

You owe it to yourself to be DWARF..join today :drink:
Be part of a Winning Team!!

OD

Elf chick groupies! Hell yea - Im IN!

Hehehh nah rather not - but i have been thinking about maiking a small army of combined dwarves and elves...

zAk

[lotrchampion]

Combined Dwarves and Elves....thats what you get when Dwarves have one to many groupies with the Elf chicks......:P

[Lord of Edoras]

Although Dwarves are great warriors and all, I hate being shorter than others. I'd rather stay on my horse and ride and trample the beardlings down.

[OrcSwarms]

Although Dwarves are great warriors and all, I hate being shorter than others. I'd rather stay on my horse and ride and trample the beardlings down.

Though I'm not a Rohirrim, I agree. The only difference between us is that you ride a horse while I ride a Warg. I have an idea. Let's join force and kill the Stunt Muffins.


P.S. As to the Elf Chick Groupies, we who serve Sauron will get them anyway after we conquer them, willing or not.

Fear Us!!! :orc:

[Artemis Entreri]

Elf...........chick.........groupies.......?
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why would dwarves want elf chick groupies anyway? they want the little bearded ladies from the circus. C'mon guys, we've got elephants whose poop alone can kill. Think about it : Little bearded ladies, or poop that can kill...obvious choice. Join Serpant Kingdoms!! OO RAH!!!

[Shrewbacca]

What type? "De" Dwarf is OD's personal title:dwarf:

[Ortheron]

Little bearded ladies, or poop that can kill...obvious choice. Join Serpant Kingdoms!! OO RAH!!!
OO RAH!!!


eww.....bearded ladies from the circus.......

[Old Dwarf]

Hmmmmmmmmm...so Harads Motto..Is join the Serpent & shovel
Mumakil Poop ???Pick up many recruits??:stinker:

OD

[Artemis Entreri]

Hmmmmmmmmm...so Harads Motto..Is join the Serpent & shovel
Mumakil Poop ???Pick up many recruits??:stinker:

OD

As a matter of fact, yes!! We are (somebody correct me if i am wrong) like the second largest alliance or something like that...

[The_sea_of_Rhun]

As a matter of fact, yes!! We are (somebody correct me if i am wrong) like the second largest alliance or something like that...

You are quite correct although we have the most active users which is what counts.
I agree that it's a poor motto and a little stupid :)

cheers

[Old Dwarf]

You are quite correct although we have the most active users which is what counts.
I agree that it's a poor motto and a little stupid :)

cheers

Well if it works......I was thinking of sending our Lads out to
capture a Cold Drake :ok:

OD:dwarf:

[Ortheron]

New Recruits do not shovel mumak poop, thats the_Sea_of_Rhun's job.

Join within the next 10 days, and you can personaly watch tSoR shovel 30 times his own weight in mumak poop! get in quick.....

[Skywalker312]

New Recruits do not shovel mumak poop, thats the_Sea_of_Rhun's job.

Join within the next 10 days, and you can personaly watch tSoR shovel 30 times his own weight in mumak poop! get in quick.....

that is correct, but we use the dried up poop for firewood! sorry tsor:sick:

best,

Sky

[The_sea_of_Rhun]

New Recruits do not shovel mumak poop, thats the_Sea_of_Rhun's job.

Join within the next 10 days, and you can personaly watch tSoR shovel 30 times his own weight in mumak poop! get in quick.....

Yup thats my job, but i suppose it beats having Orths job of delivering the new elephants.

cheers

[Old Dwarf]

New Recruits do not shovel mumak poop, thats the_Sea_of_Rhun's job.

Join within the next 10 days, and you can personaly watch tSoR shovel 30 times his own weight in mumak poop! get in quick.....


:woot:..I consider this an unfair Recruiment technique.......with this
offer the other Alliances will be depopulated!!!!! or should I say
"depooplated"

OD

[Artemis Entreri]

wow, this whole poop thing really caught on. I only meant it to be a silly, ridiculous comment, but now, it's evolving into something!:nah: which is a little weird....

[Old Dwarf]

wow, this whole poop thing really caught on. I only meant it to be a silly, ridiculous comment, but now, it's evolving into something!:nah: which is a little weird....

No problem we all know Poop Happens...it did provide some fun
not to mention an interesting insights into Harad Culture.

However if anyone wants to by pass the shovel & feel the
firm grip of a war Axe join Erebor go :dwarf: :drink:

OD

[Sharmu]

I would love to join but i am allready commited to the shire. Unless you can be in 2 alligences

[Lyte]

Nope, One Allegiance at a time, sorry.

[Old Dwarf]

I would love to join but i am allready commited to the shire. Unless you can be in 2 alligences


Thanks for the thought..Sharmu.There is always a beer :drink:
waiting in De House of De Dwarves

OD

[Sharmu]

Thanks for the thought..Sharmu.There is always a beer :drink:
waiting in De House of De Dwarves

OD

And i will look forward to that beer. What say you, let the hobbits help you reclaim your great dwarven city moria

[Old Dwarf]

And i will look forward to that beer. What say you, let the hobbits help you reclaim your great dwarven city moria


Great!!! but first we want to practice on liberating a few Taverns,
you can't find a decent Beer south of Bree on the Greenway.Gotta
move out the Isengard Scum.

OD

[OrcSwarms]

We Orcs of Mordor resent the fact that you want Moria back and that you want Isengard gone. Both places hold valuable allies. But let's settle this by diplomacy. Hear are the Mordor/Shire/Khazad Treaty terms:

1. All lands east of the Anduin and north of the river Poros will be given to Sauron the Great.

2. All lands west of the Anduin and east of the Misty Mountains will be tributary to Mordor. The people there will have the right to govern themselves, but will surrender their armaments and swear an oath to never attack Mordor or its allies again.

3. All lands west of the Misty Mountains will be allowed to govern themselves and bear arms, but will swear an oath to never attack Mordor or its allies again.

4. All of said lands will tribute items that will benefit Sauron the Great. Dwarves will tribute armor and weapons. The Shire will tribute pipes and pipe-weed.

If any of Mordors allies have any concerns about the treaty, please say something. While you Dwarves and Halflings discuss this, our armies will be waiting on your borders with a response. Tell me when you have a response.

[The_sea_of_Rhun]

We Orcs of Mordor resent the fact that you want Moria back and that you want Isengard gone. Both places hold valuable allies. But let's settle this by diplomacy. Hear are the Mordor/Shire/Khazad Treaty terms:

1. All lands east of the Anduin and north of the river Poros will be given to Sauron the Great.

2. All lands west of the Anduin and east of the Misty Mountains will be tributary to Mordor. The people there will have the right to govern themselves, but will surrender their armaments and swear an oath to never attack Mordor or its allies again.

3. All lands west of the Misty Mountains will be allowed to govern themselves and bear arms, but will swear an oath to never attack Mordor or its allies again.

4. All of said lands will tribute items that will benefit Sauron the Great. Dwarves will tribute armor and weapons. The Shire will tribute pipes and pipe-weed.

If any of Mordors allies have any concerns about the treaty, please say something. While you Dwarves and Halflings discuss this, our armies will be waiting on your borders with a response. Tell me when you have a response.

Do you honestly think that this would work because the answer is simply, no.
Now Sharmu about you reclaiming the Mines of Moria, do you really think that we shall let it fall?
It shall be destroyed before you get to the front gates.

cheers

[Sharmu]

Do you honestly think that this would work because the answer is simply, no.
Now Sharmu about you reclaiming the Mines of Moria, do you really think that we shall let it fall?
It shall be destroyed before you get to the front gates.

cheers

There is where lies your problem, don't get me wrong but i don't think the goblins would like you very much coming in on thier territory.

[tHeGOblinkiNg]

Do you honestly think that this would work because the answer is simply, no.
Now Sharmu about you reclaiming the Mines of Moria, do you really think that we shall let it fall?
It shall be destroyed before you get to the front gates.

cheers

I want to make a couple comments here for the sake of Moria.

No, it shall not be destroyed before the little haflings get there. They won't make it to the front gates and besides they won't be able to find the front gates anyway.:tease:

tSoR, you won't want to take us out because we'll be watching your backs, fighting off the elves and upstart haflings while you take out Gondor and Rohan.

[The_sea_of_Rhun]

I want to make a couple comments here for the sake of Moria.

No, it shall not be destroyed before the little haflings get there. They won't make it to the front gates and besides they won't be able to find the front gates anyway.:tease:

tSoR, you won't want to take us out because we'll be watching your backs, fighting off the elves and upstart haflings while you take out Gondor and Rohan.

I didn't mean i want to take you out, i was saying that if the goblins are wiped out then we shall destroy moria so that the dwarves cannot enter.
And we all appreciate your help.
And true they probably can't find the front gate even with the dwarves help

cheers

[zAk]

So the hobbits want to see what the fellowship of the ring saw when entered? Eh?
Youre welcome to come in but the goblins wont let you out...

zAk

[Old Dwarf]

Sons of Great Harad...lovers of the empty spaces...what
brings you to death under cold stone?Leave dark Moria
to us.

Join the Forces of Erebor

OD

[tHeGOblinkiNg]

Youre welcome to come in but the goblins wont let you out...

zAk

Well said zak. We do invite anybody in. We just won't let you out again:butcher:

[silvani]

Leave dark Moria to us.
OD

I always thought that dwarves were very skilled at making light go through the small cave entrances and reflect in such a way that it made deep halls of moria bright and shiny. Well not that we care -> We goblins love darkness.

Why would you want moria anyways. You are always forgeting about the big boss -> "The all mighty Barlog". As far as i know he is not one of your best friends. I think last time you guys woke him up when he was taking a nap. And you should have known better not to do that. He is like a baby he gets very cranky when he doesn't have enough sleep. Your only option is to stay under a lonley mountain. And if you do... goblins will not touch you. BUT, if you come to moria, well ... we'll tell on you to barlog :tounge: And you know what will happend. So leave dark Moria to whoever is inhabiting it now. Don't make the same mistake your ancestors made. Just let it be the way it is.

Silvani

[Lyte]

Well, since the dwarves founded Moria...

[Old Dwarf]

Oh yes the Gobblin Landlord.......well took care of Smaug,so
I'm sure we can deal with your Balrog. :dwarf:

Ok...ok...we didn't directly do Smaug in but we set events in motion,
its sorta the same thing.

Thats another reason to join Erebor,the Dwarves have brains plus
our inate beauty!

OD

[silvani]

Ok...ok...we didn't directly do Smaug in but we set events in motion,
its sorta the same thing.
OD

I didn't read books very carefully, but from my understanding it was bilbo who set events in motion. But i could be wrong. :sorry:


Well, since the dwarves founded Moria...


They left it unattended for to long. :hmph:

Silvani

[zAk]

Oh yes the Gobblin Landlord.......well took care of Smaug,so
I'm sure we can deal with your Balrog. :dwarf:

Ok...ok...we didn't directly do Smaug in but we set events in motion,
its sorta the same thing.

Thats another reason to join Erebor,the Dwarves have brains plus
our inate beauty!

OD

You dwarves were more of a problem at Erebor than the ones who killed Smaug. Bilbo did everything for you and even did the good thing in leaving you at a point in time! Boooo yea!:taunt:

zAk

[Emcee Grath]

How about this...

-Rock solid defense
-[coming soon] Sitewide Competition
-Quiz and Joke contests
-The two best poets this side of Helcaraxe
-Beer

[miruimor]

They made OD KING!!!!!!I have been away too long.

I suppose if not bathing was a contribution to military strength
Erebor would be the sure winners of the campaign.

Seriously OD when the campaign does start the forces of
Thuringwathost will serve Dwarf for dinner.Mordor Rules!

M

[Old Dwarf]

They made OD KING!!!!!!I have been away too long.

I suppose if not bathing was a contribution to military strength
Erebor would be the sure winners of the campaign.

Seriously OD when the campaign does start the forces of
Thuringwathost will serve Dwarf for dinner.Mordor Rules!

M

I suppose you wash all your:orc: down daily over there in Mordor &
yes we expect you to serve us a fine dinner when we break down
the walls of your Shadow Fortress.

Join Erebor our enemies will serve us:dwarf:

Oh on the Bilbo bit,it is now accepted fact that The Hobbit was
a story about the heroic Dwarves,Bilbo was thrown in to satisfy
Tolkein's interest in the little furry feet buggers but the true Hero's were
the Dwarves.Bilbo was after all just our employee.

OD:king:

[Sharmu]

Oh on the Bilbo bit,it is now accepted fact that The Hobbit was
a story about the heroic Dwarves,Bilbo was thrown in to satisfy
Tolkein's interest in the little furry feet buggers but the true Hero's were
the Dwarves.Bilbo was after all just our employee.

OD:king:

Watch your tounge their dwarf if i rember correctly Bilbo was your saviour and played just as important part as Thorin, or more. IF i rember correctly Bilbo was a hero to the dwarves.

But that won't stop me from helping you crush Moria for ever.
Join Dwarf or halfing and we promsie you all the beer and pipeweed you can have.

[Old Dwarf]

Well...yes we do honor Bilbo,but he was well paid for his efforts( a real
hero would have refused our gold & worked pro bono)

Neverless the bond between Hobbit & Dwarf is strong so heres to Bilbo
& the sturdy Hobbits:drink:

Erebor & the Shire!!!The Lights that will vanish Darkness

OD

[Emcee Grath]

Aye, forget not the valour of little Bilbo the Wise, over whose heart grudge and gold had scant sway.

[OrcSwarms]

If I remember correctly, Bilbo was the reason King Dain died during the War of the Ring. My lord Sauron the Great offered you Dwarves quite a lot of stuff. There was one condition though: you give him info on Bilbo. By refusing, you sealed the doom of your King under the Mountain. So, if you hadn't employed Bilbo, your King might still be alive. Oh well, your loss.

[Emcee Grath]

Hah, King Dain would never sell out our allies. He knows that Brand will stand with him if he resolves to fight, and no Dwarf worth his salt would betray a friend so dear. But what counsel have you heard, Orc? The War of the Ring is not yet over, and Dain may yet hew many of your ilk ere he falls!

[tHeGOblinkiNg]

The War of the Ring is not yet over, and Dain may yet hew many of your ilk ere he falls!
Ahh. So you do admit that he will fall eventually. We don't care how many of us you hew down; there will always be more and you will eventually crumble to our numbers.

[OrcSwarms]

Emcee, I was merely giving you a prediction and a warning: Join us and forsake the Halflings, or Dain and many of your warriors will perish. After all, during the Last Alliance many of you Dwarves fought for Sauron the Great. Had the Last Alliance ended with Mordor as the victor, the Dwarves would have been rewarded richly. Join us, and Dain may yet live.

[Sharmu]

If I remember correctly, Bilbo was the reason King Dain died during the War of the Ring. My lord Sauron the Great offered you Dwarves quite a lot of stuff. There was one condition though: you give him info on Bilbo. By refusing, you sealed the doom of your King under the Mountain. So, if you hadn't employed Bilbo, your King might still be alive. Oh well, your loss.

That just show's the loyalty of the darwfs. Would rather die then betry thier trusted friend. Who in honour will help them reclaim Moria.

[silvani]

What is it with you and the Moria! There is nothing there! Its an empty* cave! NO light, NO sun, NO fun. You dwarfs don't wanna go back there anyways. What do you need there? Everything has been looted by now.
And halflings will probably be terrified to even walk to Moria, cause they have never** been farther then their home. So lets be honest you have to accept that you lost it. Just give up and go home.
_____________
* empty- full of goblins
**except for one or two that are well known.

Silvani

[Old Dwarf]

What is it with you and the Moria! There is nothing there! Its an empty* cave! NO light, NO sun, NO fun. You dwarfs don't wanna go back there anyways. What do you need there? Everything has been looted by now.
And halflings will probably be terrified to even walk to Moria, cause they have never** been farther then their home. So lets be honest you have to accept that you lost it. Just give up and go home.
_____________
* empty- full of goblins
**except for one or two that are well known.

Silvani

Its the legacy problem..De Mansion of our Fathers & such.Mostly
Durins Line thing but as the 1st House they do set the Khazad Agenda.
But its not a shell the old stones & delvings are still there.
Polluted by foul :orc:scum(er..nothing personal)but it calls to us.Say
is that little bar on level 32 still there?

OD