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KingofRohan8888
10-16-2005, 03:08 PM
Evil is mustering there armys.

They march to Minas Tirith.

The beacons have been lit.

Come elf dwarf and rohan warriors for Mordor is not the only one with allies.

March on the forces of evil join Gondor and other good alliegances.

But mostly Gondor.
Baldor
10-16-2005, 03:11 PM
This sure is a deep recruitment thread. Your words realy reach out to me. :?

No use joining Gondor, they'll be pwnd.
KingofRohan8888
10-16-2005, 03:12 PM
You really are evil aren't you?

Gondors going to have to get rid of you first Baldor.
Baldor
10-16-2005, 03:12 PM
Awsome! I'll be looking forward to it.
Patrick
10-16-2005, 03:15 PM
Not if anything to say about, Isengard has.
No army can withstand the might of Isengard, Morder, Moria, or Harad, you will join us, or fall.
Baldor
10-16-2005, 03:20 PM
Well said, Patrick. 8)
KingofRohan8888
10-16-2005, 03:22 PM
Well we have elves, dwarves, rohan, wood elves, rohvainia, hobbits and dunadain so there.

You guys have Moria, Isengard, Khand, Rhun, Harad and Angmar.
captain_of_morgul
10-16-2005, 04:13 PM
yeah but... hobbits have a tendancy of... i don't know how to put this but... sucking. rohan will slice up mordor :)
KingofRohan8888
10-16-2005, 04:34 PM
Hobbits make great meat shields though. :D
Nolofinwe
10-16-2005, 04:58 PM
Well we have elves, dwarves, rohan, wood elves, rohvainia, hobbits and dunadain so there.
Elves? They're too busy retreating to the Undying Lands as they know that Evil's power is too great.
Dwarves? They hide in their mountains seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others.
Men? Men are weak. The race of Men is failing. The blood of Numenor is all but spent. Its pride and dignity forgotten.
Hobbits? Fragile little halflings. They're no match for the power of the dark side. We'll have hobbiton up in flames before you can say potatoes!

You might as well wave the white flag and surrender while you still have the chance. There are none who can stand up to the united power of Mordor, Isengard, Harad, and Moria. And those who do... are dealt with harshly :twisted:.
Baldor
10-16-2005, 05:01 PM
Yes, Join the evil side now or Surrender.

The rabble of Gondor and its deluded allies shall withdraw at once beyond the River Anduin, first taking oaths never again to assail Sauron the Great in arms, open or in secret. All lands east of the Anduin shall be Sauron's forever, solely. West of the Anduin as far as the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan shall be tributary to Mordor and men there shall bear no weapons but shall have leave to govern their own affairs. But they shall help to rebuild Isengard which they have wantonly destroyed, and that shall be Sauron's and there his lieutenant shall dwell.
captain_of_morgul
10-16-2005, 05:33 PM
ir join the lost civilization of the mole people. the mole people live 6 feet beneath denver Colorado
Ortheron
10-17-2005, 05:32 AM
Men? Men are weak. The race of Men is failing. The blood of Numenor is all but spent. Its pride and dignity forgotten

:evil: you should not mock the race of men......the great men of darkness, lords of the east and south, are one of the greatest forces middle-earth has left.
firm allies of mordor, they will rule all once the pitiful "free peoples" fail...that time will soon come
Nolofinwe
10-17-2005, 05:44 AM
We meant the Free People men precious. Evil men are far more superior. I should know, I am one. :twisted:
Khazad Guard
10-17-2005, 05:48 AM
Sure you guys are Orthe, why woudl you need to ally with Mordor if you are so good? Because you are weak!!!
Nolofinwe
10-17-2005, 06:20 AM
Ahem...

Battle of Dale

Battle in the north during the War of the Ring. The Battle of Dale began on March 15, 3019*. An army of Easterlings allied to Sauron crossed the River Carnen and King Brand of Dale was forced to retreat to the foot of the Lonely Mountain. The Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain led by King Dain came to the aid of the Men of Dale. The battle lasted three days.

On March 17, King Brand was slain, and Dain stood over Brand's body wielding his axe until he too was killed.

The Easterlings were victorious, but they could not take the Lonely Mountain and many Dwarves and Men took refuge there. They were besieged by the Easterlings until March 27, when news of the downfall of Sauron reached the north. Then Brand's son Bard II and Dain's son Thorin Stonehelm led their forces out of the mountain and drove the Easterlings away into the East.

Looks like the dwarves can't fight for themselves either ;). And I don't see any mention of help from Mordor.
Ortheron
10-17-2005, 06:22 AM
Ortheron wrote; whats that KG, you cant see past an easterlings waist?

and true nolofinwe,brand and dain killed...both "great" warriors.
Khazad Guard
10-17-2005, 07:11 AM
But the men of Rhun and of harad, easterling and Southron, saw the ruin of their war and the great majesty and glory of the Captains of the West. And those that were deepest and longest in evil servitude, hating the west, and yet were men proud and bold, in their turn now gathered themselves for a last stand of desperate and bold, in their turn now gathered themselves for a last stand of DESPERATE battle. But the most part FLED eastward as they could; and some cast their weapons down and SUED for mercy The Field of Cormallen

For some had laboured and fought much with the remnants of the easterlings and southrons until all were SUBDUED The Field of Cormallen

But they could not take the gate, and many, both Dwarves and Men , took refuge in Erebor, and there WITHSTOOD a siege. When news came of teh great victories in teh SOuth, then Saurons northern army was filled with dismay; and the beseiged came forth and ROUTED them, and teh remnant FLED into the East and troubled Dale no more. Appendix B

Lil Orthe needs Nolo's help....allys with orcs....your as low as the orcs needing to ally with them, you guys could have been better but to stoop as low as to ally with Mordor....[/quote]
Baldor
10-18-2005, 04:59 PM
Aww man, for some reason I keep feeling a odd pull to Gondor... I don't know why... :?
Patrick
10-18-2005, 05:06 PM
any thing taht happened in the books, is the books...this is our campaine, and know matter what happens, there is only one thing certain, You will join Evil, or be trampled in the destruction of your cities and tows.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!!!!!! :twisted:
Baldor
10-18-2005, 05:35 PM
Meh I'm coming home! It was a bad choice on my part, I failed to see for a minuite that Evil is where its at. Mesa home again!
Ortheron
10-19-2005, 07:41 AM
Khazad_Guard, them attacks were not by the dwarves, they were the combined forces of all the men of the west!

anyway, evil is the only choice, as patrick has said.
KingofRohan8888
10-19-2005, 09:50 AM
Why are all the evil players except KG on this thread.

Every evil player who posted on this thread will be personally killed by yours truly. :D
Skywalker312
10-19-2005, 10:54 AM
Why are all the evil players except KG on this thread.

Every evil player who posted on this thread will be personally killed by yours truly. :D

Heh, id like to see you try, and try as you may, the combined forces of evil will always triumph. You may win battles and even somtimes war, but there is always evil, for without evil, there would be no good. so join any of the evil allegiences and be rewarded with the blood of our common foes. :twisted:
Gilant
10-19-2005, 11:14 AM
yes, but there can't be evil without good, kinda shot yourself in the foot there didn't you?
Gondor will lead the way for peace and prosperity. We shall cast down Saurons armies and be free of his shadow once and for all.
FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR!!!!
Skywalker312
10-19-2005, 11:26 AM
yes, but there can't be evil without good, kinda shot yourself in the foot there didn't you?
Gondor will lead the way for peace and prosperity. We shall cast down Saurons armies and be free of his shadow once and for all.
FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR!!!!

AS the men of Gondor are screaming, the nine swoop in and kill them all. :twisted:
Gilant
10-19-2005, 01:19 PM
ah touchet!
Patrick
10-19-2005, 04:51 PM
we are going to keep alittle good in the world when we take it over.
we willl just put them into work camps.....i think will put some in Hobbitan, Moria, and Isengard.... :twisted:
Baldor
10-19-2005, 05:34 PM
Hmm. I think I like the idea of hobbit slaves. All Farmer Maggot's crops are ours! :twisted:
Gilant
10-19-2005, 06:37 PM
I'll never let Maggot lose his crops!
Defend Hobbiton! Defend the pipeweed!!
Baldor
10-19-2005, 08:37 PM
Gondorians are like a box of delicious cookies, you can't pwn just one.
KingofRohan8888
10-19-2005, 08:44 PM
GRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Evil players i will kill you for i am :eowyn:


Nope wrong one


I am :treebeard:

Nope

I am :theoden:

Yes theoden the king of Rohan who will kill all yalls

No just kidding.

Evil players. Get out of this thread or DIE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil:
Baldor
10-19-2005, 08:47 PM
I'll take the second choice. Just try. 8)
captain_of_morgul
10-19-2005, 08:53 PM
one question kingofrohan? um... why are you in the gondor allegance? anyways, rohan will pwn all in it's way!
KingofRohan8888
10-19-2005, 10:24 PM
Well i just like the username. (Its cool) :D

My first army was Gondor and it is the biggest.

And baldor i would just step on you if you wanted to face the second one. :twisted:
Faramir_of_Ithilien
10-20-2005, 01:22 PM
Up Mordor!!! (and the Easterlings!!)
Patrick
10-20-2005, 03:53 PM
hehe....look at that Gondorian trying to push us out...that is so funny.....
well let me give you a taste of reality.....Uruk-hai, destroying everying thing.......putting all survivers to work....or eat them..... :twisted:
captain_of_morgul
10-20-2005, 06:35 PM
horsies can do that too...
Ortheron
10-20-2005, 10:42 PM
Up Mordor!!! (and the Easterlings!!)

amen brotha!