Evil, come all. [Archive]

Patrick

09-19-2005, 09:08 PM

We have Lovely Minas Tirith here.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/untitled.jpg
then we have
Isengard :twisted:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/isengard.jpg
Mordor :twisted:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/orc.jpg
Moria :twisted:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/ghg.jpg
and Harad :twisted:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/mumaks.jpg

and the Aftermath
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/siegeofgondor.jpg

Bring a mighty Hero good will....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/king.jpg

remember what happened to the last mighy hero
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/boromir.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/boromir45_b.jpg

what will ever happen to this one?
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/lotr_17.jpg
can you say BIG troll
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/rotk2279.jpg
oh....so sad :cry:

Now Think for a bit...What side do you want to be on when all this happens. Yeah thats what i though. Evil.

Join Evil today. Harad, Isengard, Mordor, or Moria TODAY.
Be Afraid!!!

Thanks to Skywalker312 for some for the pictures. :D

Krahl

09-19-2005, 09:11 PM

I always thought you guys weren't evil, just ... misunderstood.

:shock:

Azaghal_of_Belegost

09-19-2005, 09:12 PM

*visions of Barad-Dur collapsing and the ground caving in under Orc's feet pop through my head
Sounds great :wink:

Patrick

09-19-2005, 09:22 PM

Barad-Dur this
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/balrog14.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/PatrickLausi/balinstombbook_numenor.jpg

Elvenknight009

09-19-2005, 09:44 PM

Lol Pat! That's evil there for the stunties!

Theonefish

09-19-2005, 10:19 PM

I am most pleased.

While

09-20-2005, 03:25 AM

But most of all join Isengard!

Baldor

09-20-2005, 07:30 AM

lol, nice one.

captain_of_morgul

09-20-2005, 07:34 AM

rohan pwn's all evil armies. mordor, destroyed, isengard owned, moria hovn't fought them... yet 8) and as for harad, thy're pushovers... pushovers with giant mumak things...

Suladan, the Serpent Lord

09-20-2005, 11:26 AM

We are pushovers are we? Well, you havnt fought our mighty Hasharin! :twisted:

Patrick

09-20-2005, 02:40 PM

I am glad all you evil player like it. for all you Good player.....come on..join us, or die.

themightybalroggothmog

09-20-2005, 02:48 PM

Go evil! the gobbos will destroy all you good people!

The balrogs will destroy!

Skywalker312

09-20-2005, 09:45 PM

rohan pwn's all evil armies. mordor, destroyed, isengard owned, moria hovn't fought them... yet 8) and as for harad, thy're pushovers... pushovers with giant mumak things...

:shock:
how much did you outnumber us at the battle of pelennor, and had not the army of the dead shown up, how many of you would still be alive? and yes, tell a Hashirin they are pushovers, and see what happens! :twisted:

Still, a great thread :)

captain_of_morgul

09-21-2005, 07:08 AM

Hasharin you say, i actualy have. i play rohan and harad. i know the weakneses of both armies mwhahahahahahaha! i figure just kill everybody else around the hasharin and he will run away from his force being broken.

how many orcs got trampled without even having a chance? sure we were outnumbered, but did it seem to matter... for the first 10 minutes? i agree if it were not for the army of the dead rohan would have been destroyed, but in the book i beleive, there wasn't an army of the dead... or so i am told. and don't you dare say pikes will kill riders, they will yeah but if i was smart a would keep my distance and shoot/throw down the pikes in a few shoot phases.

zAk

10-05-2005, 02:35 PM

ROHAN????? you tell me rohan is a match to Harad???? I have never lost against ROHAN with my haradrim army muamauhaauahauhaauhuuu Men of Rohan (if they could be called men) are stableboys thats all, all that they brag about is some ponies and horsies... SOooOOOoo Laaaaaaaame... :lol:

:shadowfax: muaaahahahahahauaauhahauhauahahahaahhaahahah

zAk

10-05-2005, 02:39 PM

Theonefish

10-05-2005, 04:16 PM

Rohan got pwned in the movies by Harad :lol:

They did the pwning in the book though, but Aragorn and the Grey Company is what beat Mordor's army. So nyaaaaa!

Suladan, the Serpent Lord

10-06-2005, 03:47 AM

If only Suladan was in the movie... :P

LordBoromir

10-06-2005, 05:46 AM

Rohan a match for Harad? Ha! Our warriors are BETTER and CHEAPER than yours! :lol:

Sharmu

10-15-2005, 11:37 PM

You Harad Think your unbeatable, with that mumak of yours.

You lucky us Shirelings were'nt there on the Pelloner Feilds.

Or all hell would of broken loose.

:lol:

Skywalker312

10-15-2005, 11:40 PM

i wonder how many hobbits could fit under a Mumak's foot, or how many a Mumak could eat. something to think on. :twisted:

Dorthonion

10-16-2005, 06:37 AM

Balrog = Glamdring Fodder
Goblin = lazy target practice for Elves, Men, Hobbits...
Orc = walking personal hygiene problem
Uruk = Big walking personal hygiene problem
Troll = Huge walking personal hygiene problem
Nazgul = beaten by Hobbits, girls and eagles
Sauron = couldn't blow his own nose, if he had one...
Saruman = lost without his P.A.
Harad, Khand, Rhun, Umbar, Dunland = mercenaries, and when they don't get paid, they run away

Did I leave anyone out?

The Telcontars (at home) cordially invite all the enemies of the Free Peoples of Middle-Earth to a little soiree. Dress is formal, rusty armour or weapons unacceptable. Valet parking for fellbeasts available but they poop, you scoop.

KingofRohan8888

10-16-2005, 12:38 PM

Okay i am ready to lay a smack down on thses people talking smack about Rohan.

You know what a woman killed one of your Mumaks.

One man took down 2 with 1 throwing spear.

Do you Harad punks want to dish it out. Come on.

Are old general killed your more youthful general.

Even though my allaigance is to Gondor i challenge everyone whos alleigance is to Harad.

For the Allieagnce of GOndor shall kill you.

Muahmuahhahahahahahahah

And all you Harad people are is merecenary scum who don't have anything else to do.

Baldor

10-16-2005, 01:37 PM

No, there busy cleaning up Mumak poo. Allies, however, they are.

Gondor, you have a crazy leader (Denethor) who eats like a pig. Some kingdom you are.

KingofRohan8888

10-16-2005, 02:56 PM

I am not there leader and i have been playing 2 years with my Gondor army and have enough models to make a army that can beat certain forces with certain tactics.

I was just mad about evil talking smack about Rohan.

I wasn't beening seroius at all.

Its only a game. :)

Patrick

10-16-2005, 02:58 PM

As four different alligences, we are all but undefeatable, but together, will will take the world one kingdom to another, starting with GONDER :twisted:
We are united, you are not.....

KingofRohan8888

10-16-2005, 03:02 PM

We have Rohan.

Ummmm where is Theden or Eomer?

Patrick

10-16-2005, 03:07 PM

well i believe Theoden is...umm
..DEAD.... :twisted:

KingofRohan8888

10-16-2005, 03:09 PM

Well where is Eomer?

Where is Thranduirl?

Baldor

10-16-2005, 03:09 PM

Theoden sunk the titanic...

KingofRohan8888

10-16-2005, 03:11 PM

Where did you get that from???

Skywalker312

01-21-2006, 03:24 PM

we will crush those who doubt the power of evil, though Theoden deffinatly did not sink the titanic, just the actor who played him.

We will slaughter the stableboys, tin men, and the uruks will EAT the HOBBITS!

as for the elves, their forest will burn, with them clinging to their trees.

EVIL WILL WIN THIS FIGHT, join up, IT IS YOUR LAST SANE OPTION!

KingofRohan8888

01-21-2006, 05:06 PM

never

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

3 hours later

destroy all evil.

destroy all evil.

Okay i'm done.

Patrick

01-21-2006, 06:18 PM

that was sorta useless, i would consider that spam, but whatever.

One For all, and All for Evil!

Men-With-Arms of Dol Amro

01-21-2006, 07:08 PM

"We will slaughter the stableboys, tin men, and the uruks will EAT the HOBBITS! "

or how many Uruks a Hobbit can eat
Iguess its about 3or 4

Skywalker312

01-21-2006, 09:32 PM

yeah, if they're not too busy running from the Haradrim marching in their direction :twisted:

Elyulyar Elvaneru

02-16-2006, 02:21 PM

Yes. RALLY TO THE NAZGUL! WE HAVE GIANT BEASTS THAT CAN EAT YOU! RALLY TO THE CALL OF KHAMUL, TO THE SEA OF RHUN! RALLY TO THE RUINS OF KARNA AND THE PORTS OF UMBAR! RALLY ALL SERVANT OF DARKNESS! :twisted: :evil:

Old Dwarf

02-19-2006, 08:25 PM

Ok so Evil has better graphics :roll: But the Free Peoples
have Dwarves!!So forces of Darkness give it up!

OD

OrcSwarms

02-19-2006, 09:03 PM

KingofRohan8888

02-19-2006, 11:50 PM

EVIL PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!

FALL TO MY WRATH

CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH :aragorn1: :orc:

Old Dwarf

02-20-2006, 07:01 AM

So you have Pint-sized stunt muffins. So what. Harad, Mordor, and Moria have nearly limitless hoards of troops. And Uruk-hai, though not limitless, are many and strong. The Dwarves are outnumbered, outmatched, and outclassed.

I say....HA.....we are outnumbered,which means nothing to us.
Mordor & Moria & the Uckie-hey :P shall fall beneith our axes.
Harad we will simply take prisoner(they donated cookies to us.....
and you do have to respect that.)

OD