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Baldor
09-19-2005, 07:17 PM
The Great Tower is emptying, our forces are ready to taste man flesh!

Ok you Maggots, its time for you to get your slacking behinds over to Mordor! Were the best location for you, with a nice flaming Mountian that esure attracts the tourists! We've also got great Dental and fringe benifits for you individual footmen, not like that so called Kingdom of Gondor!

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/5360/200410312024mordororcs6xk.jpg

We also have great generals among us, and no, its not Sauron! I'm talking TheOneFish and Nolofinwe! These guys will bring success to the great land of Mordor! It would be wise, to join us before you...well...die.

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/4048/sauron4ex.jpg

Our forums are totally active, with new posts every day!

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/2065/lotren100953lv.jpg

The Tower of Barad Dur calls you!

Join Mordor. 8)
Theonefish
09-19-2005, 10:21 PM
...As well as help desks, blogs, and a nice "inspirational" flogging at least once a week.

Yes, the floggings shall continue until morale improves.
Baldor
09-20-2005, 06:11 PM
Oh yes, of course!

So whos gonna join the winning side?
Daerk
09-21-2005, 12:00 AM
Only the smartest of these rabble will understand the benefit of joining Mordor, the winning side, compared to joining all the cannon fodder grouplings like Gondor or Rohan.

:eye:

-- Daerk
Nolofinwe
09-21-2005, 04:39 AM
http://movies.galaraf.net/LOTR/anigifs/Mordor.gif

One does not simply walk into Mordor...
While
09-21-2005, 05:01 AM
If you cant walk in there how do you join?

Join Isengard Allegiance I say..
Theonefish
09-21-2005, 04:08 PM
Simple. You apply at the front desk, and we have a restricted-access elevator.
captain_of_morgul
09-21-2005, 06:20 PM
mordor does sound good. but rohan is nice for now. i think i'll stay but maybe someday, i will join your ranks.
Faramir_of_Ithilien
10-20-2005, 01:24 PM
Up Mordor!!!! :twisted:
Baldor
10-20-2005, 04:05 PM
Welcome to the greatest evil allegiance. :D
Skywalker312
10-20-2005, 07:54 PM
Mordor is good, but so is Harad, join either, or also Isenguard, but so long as you join evil, any evil, that way we wont have to kill you. :)
Baldor
10-20-2005, 08:11 PM
Yes, like I said, join before you die.