You can drink your fancy ales...

[Nolofinwe]

Or you can enjoy them in the Shire!

Pint - $10
Pack of Pipe Weed - $25
Having seven mealtimes in one day - $50
The look on Farmer Maggots face when he finds out that you've been stealing his crops again... Priceless!
And Don't Forget Rosie!

So come over and join the Shire allegiance, where a friendly community lies, awaiting your arrival. Pints on the house!


http://www.thepalantir.org/img/osgiliath/shiretrouble.jpg

[Krahl]

Classic!

Bravo Nolofinwe, get those shirelings ready. ;)

[While]

Haha!

Join the Shire Allegiance and be eaten by the mighty Uruk-hai of the Isengard Allegiance - Priceless

[Mitchell]

very tempting there nolo to join the shire....

hope los doesnt see me saying that :wink:

[Nolofinwe]

Join the Shire Allegiance and be eaten by the mighty Uruk-hai of the Isengard Allegiance - Priceless
Watching the Uruks being pummeled to death by angry farmers after they've tread on their crops... Priceless. :lol:

[While]

Join the Shire Allegiance and be eaten by the mighty Uruk-hai of the Isengard Allegiance - Priceless
Watching the Uruks being pummeled to death by angry farmers after they've tread on their crops... Priceless. :lol:

See your crops get burned down while your watchdogs get eaten by fierce Uruk-hai, while fleeing at full speed, while having a frenzied berserker in you heels... Priceless

(haha, i got my nick in there 3 times)

[Skywalker312]

watching a mumuk trample all the hobbit holes................Priceless :twisted:

[Farmer Maggot]

Wait - who been stealing my crops?!?

Watching a Hobbit kill a Mumak with a well aimed stone - Bloody hilraous!

[Milord Edrahil]

id pay good money to see that...wow...thatd have to be one hell of an arm, and a bloody good aim...through the eye, or somesuch...wow...."IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!"

[Bil123]

Pint - $10
Pack of Pipe Weed - $25
Having seven mealtimes in one day - $50

Getting the flesh ripped off your bones by a white warg-priceless

and don't forget rosie getting killed either

[Baldor]

LOL! Nice.

[Old Dwarf]

Ah good Shire folk your only real hope is to join the
Dwarves....simply bring over you food,smokes & Beer
and we'll protect you.

Oh :idea: if you run into any Elf Chicks on the way over,have
them come along too :D

OD

[zAk]

Hehehe you guys are so kute


Being enslaved by a weak, fallen wizard and his idiot servant - priceless
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


Shire doesnt stand a chance in the campaign...