Mordor...

[Theonefish]

Do you enjoy conquering?

Do you enjoy plundering?

Do you enjoy partying?

Do you enjoy being on the winning side?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions (especially the last one), then Mordor is the place for you! Where else can you go out with 199,999 of your closest friends and conquer the whole of middle-earth? Where else is a giant troll capable of crushing any random hero's head your best friend?

Mordor, of course? So join up today, and lets get conquer!

P.S. Proper grammar not required!

[Miruvor]

Sorry Toffy, but there are a few spelling errors in there - but, being the kind soul I am, I'll fix them for you :)
Your post should look like this:

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Do you enjoy Pizza?

Do you enjoy Pizza?

Do you enjoy Pizza?

Do you enjoy being on the Pizza side?

If you answered "Pizza" to any of the above questions (especially the last one), then Pizza is the place for you! Where else can you go out with Pizza of your closest friends and conquer the whole of Pizza? Where else is a Pizza capable of crushing any random Pizza's head your best friend?

Pizza, of course? So join up today, and lets get conquer!

Moria is indeed the place for you :)

P.S. Proper grammar not required!

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No need for thanks Fish, I'm happy to help
btw - I agree with you, Moria is definitely the place to be.

[Theonefish]

Pah, all Moria has to offer is you being:

Troll-bait

or

The skinny pale nerd next door.

They never leave their confines, pah! :P

With Mordor, you get a ruler who cares enough about you to blot out the sun so you can travel!

[Miruvor]

Woah, more errors Fish, you really need to work on this

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Pah, all Mordor has to offer is you being:

Troll-bait

or

The skinny pale nerd next door.

We never leave their confines, pah! Razz

With Mordor, you get a ruler who cares enough about you to...er...hang on...he doesn't care about you, unlike that nice toasty balrog I keep hearing about

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There we go, happy (as always) to fix up your posts for you, but honestly, you need to figure out how these things should work. :roll:

[Patrick]

You are both wrong....It should be join Isengard!

[BlackWizard]

As a recent member, let me add my 2 cents worth...

The dark, damp depths of Moria.....no.
The overcast wretched lands of Mordor and Isengard.....no.
Dwarven mountains....heh.
Overgrown elven woodlands....think of the mosquitos!!!
Human castles....brrrrrrrrr!

Come and join us in the lands of Harad....where we have sun and sand and beautiful beaches where one may relax after the countless days of glory battling the forces of Gondor and Minis Tirith.

We have all the luxuries of a fine resort to reward your service to the Dark Alliance.

[Patrick]

wait....why fight.....we each have our strong points, as long as your evil im happy.. :D

[BlackWizard]

wait....why fight.....we each have our strong points, as long as your evil im happy.. :D

Uruks are welcome on the beaches or Harad too! Consider it your vacation resort!

[Patrick]

Why thank you Black Wizard. I encourage all evil players not to put down other evil Allegiances....only good ones.....so.....gondor is the worst place to be....you will all die... :twisted:

[Miruvor]

Agreed - feel free to take a dip in the pool of chillyness. :) :P

[Patrick]

in by Chillyness do you mean the Moria Halls....if so, then yes...will do

[Skywalker312]

Black Wizard, i cant believe this...................how could you...........


you forgot to mention the nice oasis we have, not mention the portside trading mall we have in Umbar. :D

Raiding party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whos with me :P