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Miruvor
08-09-2005, 04:54 PM
Right, there are several reasons you should join Moria - simply the best Allegiance there is. :)

- Next couple members to join Moria shall be strongly considered for +10 opship on the official Moria channel

- Moria is a great community that while a bit exclusive (this doesn't apply to you of course), and we have all kinds of fun events. Like chatroom campfires where we roast marshmallows on the balrogs ankle, round up dwarves for a volleyball game, race up the endless stairs, and throw sticky marshmallows at pointy little dwarves who for some reason enjoy racing around....must be that we set balins tomb on fire...oh well, hee-hee. And then we end the festivities with a nice swim in the moria pool...unless nasty Gandalf jumps off the high dive and splashes us...gets us all wet, when we're in the pool. Ickyness.

- We hold very little or no hard feelings against other races

- Moria members enjoy lively moshs, with our nice tall balrog.

- We have no problems resolving Small conflicts among members of other allegiances.


Hope you join moria, and have a great time there, and don't measure our worth until you've tried it out.

Thanks for your consideration, by reading my little post.
Murv :)

DigitalDreamer
08-09-2005, 06:58 PM
Where do I sign up? :D

p.s. You forgot to mention that we have the HOTTEST Army Leader of all SBGs. Even Arwen looks like an ice cube compared to Him ;)

Miruvor
08-21-2005, 10:29 PM
Well.....despite the huge amount of effecivness this thread has served, I figure I should point out that I was making fun of the dwarves in here.....Ok, now you stunties may retaliate, and thus make this thread of the more livelyness......

Patrick
08-22-2005, 04:37 PM
right you are Miruvor, right you are....plus they stink :D

silvani
02-21-2006, 06:59 PM
I think moria is not an easy army to play with. At least not like elves, dwarfs or isengard. I belive that if used properly with a right strategy due to its elite units and other well planed strategies - any army in the middle earth will fall before morias feet.

If you are tired of getting easy wins from your opponents. And want to try and fight like a real war general - join moria.

Elyulyar Elvaneru
02-27-2006, 08:57 AM
I CONVERTED!!!! YAHOOOO!!!!!! I'M WITH MORIAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

silvani
02-27-2006, 12:58 PM
Welcome to the club ;)