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AlexOfTheArgonath
05-08-2005, 11:59 AM
Personally, I think you should just avoid all this Elf chick nonsense and come live at Edoras where we care more about our horses than we do ourselves, and definitely more than we care about Elf chicks.
Old Dwarf
05-08-2005, 12:20 PM
I think the problem is that your a rather isolated
people.You need to mingle more ,horses are ok
in their place but you can't really compare them to Elf Chicks :roll:

Perhaps you should invight some of us Dwarves
down to share your Beer/Mead & after a few rounds
well.. :cola: + :cola: = :goldberry: x :shadowfax:

OD
Theonefish
05-08-2005, 12:25 PM
Join Rohan! Sleep on horse poo!
Join Mordor! Live in luxury, with a couple of hundred of your best friends!

:fish:
BarukKhazad
05-08-2005, 12:30 PM
Join Erebor, sleep in beautifully sculpted halls with hot elf chicks :D
Losliath
05-08-2005, 12:39 PM
What they don't tell you is that their elf chicks are inflatable.
miruimor
05-08-2005, 12:41 PM
Join Erebor, sleep in beautifully sculpted halls with hot elf chicks :D


By the Dark lord...the Dwarves are being ODized :roll:
I think the Dwarves are having too good a time to
be a military threat :lol:

M
BarukKhazad
05-08-2005, 12:45 PM
So true....
Peregrin Took
05-08-2005, 01:59 PM
:nonono: You are all wrong. You must join the Shire, where you can drink beer and smoke pipeweed, and live a happy life.

http://img109.echo.cx/img109/2185/thepeacefulhobbiton5qi.jpg

Even the pig is smiling. :lol:
shadowavenger
05-08-2005, 02:33 PM
Thats one bad-as$ pig! :lol:
Nah Mordor Is the best as I just found we have Demons!!!

Demons:
"Dread creatures that ranked among the most powerful of Morgoth's servants. The most feared of demons were the Balrogs, Maiar seduced to Melkor's service in the beginning of the world, but it seems the Dark Lord also had other lesser demons at his command."- Encyclopedia of arda
Theonefish
05-08-2005, 02:50 PM
Not to mention the wimminz. Not nearly as drama queen/not dark but terrible as the dawn queen/uptight as elf chicks, and more hotter too!
gondorian_knight
05-08-2005, 10:55 PM
Strange green and brown coloured orc women better than Eowyn? Well to each his own I guess.....
Losliath
05-08-2005, 11:19 PM
Fish likes em greasy.
BilboOfTheWhiteTower
05-09-2005, 12:46 AM
:nonono: You are all wrong. You must join the Shire, where you can drink beer and smoke pipeweed, and live a happy life.

http://img109.echo.cx/img109/2185/thepeacefulhobbiton5qi.jpg

Even the pig is smiling. :lol:

AMEN to that one!! :lol:
AlexOfTheArgonath
05-09-2005, 01:46 AM
Even the pig is smiling!! LOL!

:lol: