Mordor

[miruimor]

One night,in a dream,all that she had learned came together
in a powerful Vision:a dark,powerful ,figure of a black cloud
fringed with fire and crowned with lightening,with only 9
fingers,stood on a hilltop in Southern Mirkwood.She woke
with her heart beating in wildest excitement and delight:
Sauron of Mordor,her god and source of all her inspiration,
was alive and well and living in Dol Guldur.

Thus began one girls service to the Dark Lord.Is there
really any other choice :?:

M

[captain_of_morgul]

um you could join rohan, we trample stuff, and drink lots of beer...

[miruimor]

um you could join rohan, we trample stuff, and drink lots of beer...



Every womans fantasy i'm sure :roll: ,but we Black
Numenoreans are commited to the Dark Way.

M

[Old Dwarf]

Really M whats this Dark Lord done for you.....
command of Thuringwathost :roll: A semi ruined
fortress on the edge of the Dead Marches,with rogue
Gondorians & 0rcs as a garrison.

If a Dwarf force is ever assigned to take it your toast!

OD

[While]

Uhm, the Dark Lord are good.. Yes, but hey! What about Saruman of many colors! HE is the most powerful wizard! And he leads the strongest troops around! He is not just an eye on top of a building.. He to can give you visions as well! So join him M!

[miruimor]

Really M whats this Dark Lord done for you.....
command of Thuringwathost :roll: A semi ruined
fortress on the edge of the Dead Marches,with rogue
Gondorians & 0rcs as a garrison.

If a Dwarf force is ever assigned to take it your toast!

OD

Really OD Thuringwathost is supposed to look that way,
its the secret shadow fortress after all(inside you would love
to see what i've done with the place).Its a vital link between
The Towers of the Teeth & Dol Guldur,so i think its command
shows my importence to Sauron.

Do you really think you stubbies could march yourselves
all the way down from the Iron Hills to attack me...HA!.Try
it and i'll burn your Beer wagons :evil:

Now While....yes i'm sure White is nice but its such a pale
reflection of true evil..only the Black of Mordor can do it justice.

M

[AlexOfTheArgonath]

...Good for you! :|

[Krahl]

Do you really think you stubbies could march yourselves all the way down from the Iron Hills to attack me...HA!.Try
it and i'll burn your Beer wagons :evil:


Ouch, now that hurts.

[Old Dwarf]

Threaten a Dwarf Beer Wagon Miruimor....you have
gone too far!This means war!

Of course I don't speak for our noble Dwarf forces,
and many may feel that your fortress & the Dead Marshes
aren't worth the effort but we'll see.

We may sharpen our axes on your pitiful fortress tet.

OD

[Losliath]

Everyone knows the chics dig the elves. Duh!

[Valetar]

Everyone knows the chics dig the elves. Duh!

They dig them because they liek the same things, braiding hair, gossiping matching clothing you know chic stuff :wink:

-just kiddin' :lol:

[AlexOfTheArgonath]

But Elves are just soooooooo dreamy! ;)

[Losliath]

Hey man, we got all YOUR women so don't knock it :P. Plus you could always go after the Rohan boys they have long hair.....

Seriously though who wants an orc? They're slimy, greasy, and smell bad. I mean they can never make a sneak attack because you smell them coming. Poor Sauron, surrounded by millons of them. Good thing for him he's just floating eye and most likely can't smell. The one perk of being disembodied.

[Patrick]

Count Losliath..you think you have all the women...but you mistake them for other male wood elves. :twisted:

[Gorgoth]

Funny how thats coming from a race where there is no women, so you can't have anything but other orcs or urks :P

[Valetar]

burn 8)

[Losliath]

No kidding, so if the orcs are smaller and weaker does that make the Uruks the men?....... ewwwwwwwwwww............. (washes brain out)