Erebor is the place for you ( plus you get free beer =) )

[Tarondor]

Can't decide which allegiance to join?
Have some dwarves but don't know if they are effective?
Would like to start a dwarven army and need help or would like advice?

All these questions can be answered at Erebor! The dwarves have the strongest defence of any force and pack a punch with such heroes as Gimli and Dain ironfoot.

Erebor becons you! (come on! You know you can't resist these crazy axe-weilding midgets and beer!)

- Tarondor

[z5strikers]

Hmm

Drinking alone in a bar isn;t much fun is it Tarondor...

Join Mordor and together we will feast upon the flesh of the pittyful dwaves

[Theonefish]

Mmm... dwarf... short-style blood frenzy!


:fish:

[Azaghal_of_Belegost]

Hmm

Drinking alone in a bar isn;t much fun is it Tarondor...

Join Mordor and together we will feast upon the flesh of the pittyful dwavesHe's not alone! Anyway, what makes you think Dwarves taste so good? Or is it just that you eat them so rarely that you prize the ones you get, whether they taste good or not?

[Losliath]

Come to the Sindar and out drink the darn stunties

[Griffo of Gondor]

Drop your prejudices, think straight and join Gondor. :wink:

[BilboOfTheWhiteTower]

Come to the Sindar and out drink the darn stunties

Please, c'mon now...us hobbits are all about our ale and pipeweed...you dwarves and elves don't stand a chance!! :D

[Carnage]

We have drink for the mind in Rivendell... :wink: :wink:

[While]

Hobbit flesh tastes better any way.. Join Isengard is all i say!

[BarukKhazad]

Dwarf beer is the best!!!! :twisted: we am the best

[Dewi]

Free Beer!!

[BarukKhazad]

He's not lying, I got two now!! :D

[King of Gondor]

Everyone starts with two. :P

[shadowavenger]

That does sound very tempting because I was planning to start a dwarven battle company but I think my dark-numenorian heart is set to the mystical ways of the black land.

[BarukKhazad]

KoG, I think most people actually started on one (well i did anyway) :eye:

[sword]

cant argue with free beer

:cola:

[Emcee Grath]

Erebor is called the lonely mountain for a reason. We party so much, the other mountains can't stand the noise! The baseline can be felt in Dale when you're wearing shoes, and the smell of pretzels, beer, simmering meat and various sweet baked goods drifts miles away, so that even Withered Heath can be mistaken for a Country Buffet!

[Patrick]

free beer.....piff.....at isengard...we have free hobbit flesh.....and Jack Daniels tennissee Wiskey.... :D we eat and drink all day but the days be kill every thing...

[Gloín]

I join the Dwarven Army!!
I started a month a go with collecting them. And now I have a 500 pnts army :twisted:. I knocked down the Balrog 2 times. And won Moria back for the dwarfs ( I also lose a couple of times :evil: but were not talking about that... :P )

[Theonefish]

Nah, you'd rather join Mordor.

We got me and Nolo, after all.

We also have Daerk, who is overall smartness.

Plus, we get a dental plan and fringe benefits!

[Baldor]

Oh yeah, the dental is great, escpeccialy for us orcs!

[Suladan, the Serpent Lord]

No, Harad is just the best and you know it, with its beaches of sun.... :) and we have Krahl!

[KalenSnowmantle]

You cannot hope to withstand the assault of the Dwarves. Hammer bash and axe cleave, we will destroy all in our path. We are the Dwarves of Erebor!


....And I'll drink to that.

[Patrick]

your dwarfs are no match for the might and strenght of we Uruk-hai...we will break any army into peices. and then eat them.

[Skywalker312]

our Mumukil will squish you like pancakes! :twisted:

now, what goes good with dwarf, other than ketchup.

[LordBoromir]

Dwarves slaughter mumakil... :wink:

[KalenSnowmantle]

Mmm...What a feast that would be.

[Skywalker312]

Dwarves slaughter mumakil... :wink:

perhaps in the game, where dice roles rule the game, but as for the books, thats a different story.........as far as i know, there was never a dwarf vs harad battle. in my opinion, we'd squash them like pancakes.

[Dewi]

No, Harad is just the best and you know it, with its beaches of sun.... and we have Krahl!

Krahl is in our allegience, and everyone else's, i think.

perhaps in the game, where dice roles rule the game, but as for the books, thats a different story.........as far as i know, there was never a dwarf vs harad battle. in my opinion, we'd squash them like pancakes.

Pffff... your Mumakil would get stuck trying to get into the mines. We'd own you.

[LordBoromir]

perhaps in the game, where dice roles rule the game,

Hmm...if you believe that the game is won and lost by dice, then perhaps you should gain more experience. Tactics, deployment and intuition rule the game. As the wise Talafar once said:

"If a few bad dice rolls lose you the game, then you never deserevd to win it in the first place."

but as for the books, thats a different story.........

It's a different story that Tolkien never mentioned...therefore we can't say anything. Maybe Oliphants are scared of Dwarves...I mean, Elephants are scared of mice. :D

[Dorthonion]

It's the beards.
And the indifferent personal hygiene.
Some people may feel a sense of claustrophobia down there in the depths of Erebor.

[Skywalker312]

perhaps in the game, where dice roles rule the game,


Hmm...if you believe that the game is won and lost by dice, then perhaps you should gain more experience. Tactics, deployment and intuition rule the game. As the wise Talafar once said:

"If a few bad dice rolls lose you the game, then you never deserevd to win it in the first place."

yes that is true, but you can also have the best stratagy in the world and lose because of bad dice roles, as the game is impossible to play without dice. i agree tatics are important but anyways.

as for battles in the book, yes there were never any recorded battles, but you never know. and i dont think we could even fit a Mumak into a cave.

[KalenSnowmantle]

"Bah...To much talking and not enough drinking and fighting!"

"Barkeep, another round. HAHAHA!"

(Just kidding, good thoughts and opinions guys.)

[Baldor]

Nah, the place to be now is Mordor.

Once Angmar comes, now thats another story... 8)

[Khazad Guard]

*cough*join erebor*cough*, only losers arent in erebor....

[Ortheron]

/me hands KG some soothers.

plus.....i dont feel like replying to that, though there must be soo many loosers if what you say is true.